The conservatives OWN Twitter. They use it for political purposes. The shortener bit.ly is the premier means of taking unwieldly URLS and turning them into tweet friendly size chunks.
The definition of oneself in a positive light and one's opponent in the negative is the very heart and soul of running a political campaign. If the conservatives truly own Twitter they'll have applied this most common tool to this most common political problem, right?
So, these poor Democrats ought to have really bad things attached to their names. AKSEN Mark Begich ARSEN Blanche Lincoln ARSEN Mark Pryor CASEN Barbara Boxer CASEN Diane Feinstein COSEN Mark Udall COSEN Michael Bennet CTSEN Chris Dodd FLSEN Bill Nelson HISEN Dan Akaka HISEN Dan Inouye IASEN Tom Harkin ILSEN Dick Durbin INSEN Evan Bayh LASEN Mary Landrieu MASEN John Kerry MDSEN Barbara Mikulski MDSEN Ben Cardin MISEN Amy Klobuchar MISEN Carl Levin MISEN Debbie Stabenow MNSEN Al Franken MOSEN Claire McCaskill MTSEN Jon Tester MTSEN Max Baucus NCSEN Kay Hagan NDSEN Byron Dorgan NDSEN Kent Conrad NESEN Ben Nelson NHSEN Jeanne Shaheen NJSEN Bob Menendez NJSEN Frank Lautenberg NMSEN Jeff Bingaman NMSEN Tom Udall NMSEN Tom Udall NVSEN Harry Reid NVSEN Harry Reid NYSEN Chuck Schumer NYSEN Kirsten Gillibrand OHSEN Sherrod Brown ORSEN Jeff Merkley ORSEN Ron Wyden PASEN Arlen Specter PASEN Bob Casey RISEN Jack Reed RISEN Sheldon Whitehouse SDSEN Tim Johnson VASEN Jim Webb VASEN Mark Warner VTSEN Bernie Sanders VTSEN Pat Leahy WASEN Maria Cantwell WASEN Patty Murray WISEN Herb Kohl WISEN Russ Feingold WVSEN Jay Rockefeller WVSEN Robert Byrd
And these conservative Twitter landlords ought to have shining examples of their policy victories attached to their names.
AKSEN Lisa Murkowski ALSEN Jeff Sessions ALSEN Richard Shelby AZSEN John McCain AZSEN Jon Kyl FLSEN George LeMieux GASEN Johnny Isakson GASEN Saxby Chambliss IASEN Chuck Grassley IDSEN Mike Crapo INSEN Dick Lugar KYSEN Mitch McConnell LASEN David Vitter MASEN Scott Brown MESEN Olympia Snowe MESEN Susan Collins MSSEN Roger Wicker MSSEN Thad Cochran NCSEN Richard Burr NESEN Mike Johanns NVSEN John Ensign OKSEN Jim Inhofe OKSEN Tom Coburn SCSEN Jim DeMint SCSEN Lindsey Graham SDSEN John Thune TNSEN Bob Corker TNSEN Lamar Alexander TXSEN John Cornyn (== teh BIG funni TXSEN Kay Bailey Hutchinson UTSEN Bob Bennett UTSEN Orrin Hatch WYSEN John Barrasso WYSEN Mike Enzi
Just terrible, isn't it? The clever conservative Twitter operatives have apparently chosen to lull the Democrats into a false sense of security. Something awful must be brewing ...